21 January 2009

Thank you

For not wasting any time dealing with Guantanamo. That's the first step in bringing us back up to speed with the rest of the civilized world. From the article:

"And in his inaugural address on Tuesday, Mr Obama emphasised the idea of respect for justice and the rights of the individual, rejecting 'as false the choice between our safety and our ideals.'"

Also, thanks for putting a stop to the last bit of Bush's lunacy, including:

"prohibiting medical facilities from receiving federal money for discriminating against doctors and nurses who refuse to assist with abortions or dispense contraceptives based on religious grounds."

So does this mean that, among other things, January 18th won't, in fact, be National Foetu^H^H^H^H^HSanctity Of Life Day?


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20 January 2009

Hey, G. W.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

That is all.

15 January 2009

You're Still Doing It Wrong

Well, that story I commented on this morning appears to have created a bit of an Internet shitstorm. It's been on every tech site I've bumped into today. Helios commented on it, it's been submitted to the Linux subReddit about a dozen times, and I've seen links to it on Tom's Hardware and The Register.

I imagine Channel 27 News had absolutely no idea what they were getting into when they posted the first article on Tuesday.

In the follow-up article, they describe how the woman:
"canceled her online courses at Madison Area Technical College because she couldn't get her Verizon internet to work or install Microsoft Word.

27 News helped her resolve those problems.
"

That's great. Seriously. I'm glad somebody there at Channel 27 knows how to get some fucking technical support lined up.

"However, the story didn't stop there."

Oh noes!

"Ubuntu is an operating system that contains Linux. It's free and part of what's called open source software. Ubuntu also, clearly, has an extremely passionate fan base."

Damn straight.

So the story spread like wildfire down the Internet tubes, and the "angry, rude, and hateful" comments started pouring in.

"Some Ubuntu users accused 27 News of 'unscrupulous reporting,' hitting a 'new low for local news,' and writing an 'atrocious article.'"

Looks like those evil, fanatical Ubuntu users struck a nerve. I really like the subtle shift towards the "us vs. them" language. Trust me, WKOW 27, don't follow Bill O'Rielly's lead of getting your panties in a bunch every time someone says you're not fair, objective or accurate in your reporting.

"The young woman also contacted 27 News to report she's being harassed on her Facebook account by Ubuntu users."

Facebook harassment is lame, even by trolling standards. That, coupled with all the omgsuperzombiejesuspoke applications is slowly making Facebook as lame as MySpace.

I feel that I should point out that Ubuntu users were not the ones that POSTED THIS WOMAN'S ENTIRE FUCKING NAME ON A PUBLIC FUCKING WEBSITE WHERE STUPID-ASS TROLLS COULD THEN USE IT TO HARASS HER. You want to know how to handle something like that with a bit of respect for the poor sap you're reporting on? May I direct you to Helios, who at least had the balls to admit he was wrong and apologize when he misunderstood some of the details of the story, and protected the identity of the woman he reported on.

A self-described small-time, opinionated blogger managed to muster up more journalistic integrity than you Channel Whatever dipshits. Good job.

To wrap up the article:
"'They're mad because it puts Ubuntu in a bad light,' said Adam Wiesenfarth, a technology consultant at UW-Madison."

No kidding?

"Wiesenfarth said Ubuntu has many good points and is considered stable, but he also stressed it's not for everyone.

'If you're not a computer tinkerer, and you're not willing to do research and digging, it may not be for you.'
"

That's fair.

You know, there's a lot of fail here. It's like a Rube Goldberg machine of fail. When she explained that she needed Windows to do her work, her order should have been changed and the Dell rep shouldn't have pushed something on her that potentially wouldn't work for what she needed to do. The news team could have spent five minutes on Google to get some balance in their article, and the Ubuntu supporters (myself included) could have reacted with a bit less vitriol.

As for the unfortunate woman, all I will say is this: what if, instead of immediately whining to Channel Dipshit News, she had posted a rant about Ubuntu on Reddit? Something as simple as "I hate Ubuntu, my Verizon card won't work and I can't open Word documents, I'm just going to return this dumb laptop." would have Redditors falling over themselves to help her find a solution, between the volleys of the ensuing Microsoft vs Linux flamewar, of course.



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Linux: You're Doing It Wrong

Okay, shit like this pisses me off. If I could offer some advice to this woman, it would be this: post-secondary education can be tough and frustrating, especially at first. I was there. Learning a new operating system can only add to that frustration, but if failing to set up your Verizon card or not knowing your ass from Open Office compels you to give up, maybe college (even online college) isn't the place for you.

The solution? You could, you know, do some research on your own instead of whining to your local news station, who must have been having a really fucking slow news day.

You could also find a geek to help you set it up. They're easy to find. If you live in or near a town with a college or university, look for groups of young men with laptops. Some will have beards, glasses, or some combination, and most of them will have ratty old laptops covered with stickers for things you've never heard of. Odds are, one of them will be familiar with Linux. Even if he doesn't know exactly how to solve the problem you're having, he will be able to use Google to figure it out because he's not afraid of learning something new.

And then there's this:
Schubert says she never heard of Ubuntu before learning that's when[sic] she accidentally bought. She called Dell the very next day and says the representative told her there was still time to change back to Windows.

But she says Dell discouraged her.

"The person I was talking to said Ubuntu was great, college students loved it, it was compatible with everything I needed," said Schubert.


I call bullshit. First off, I want to know where the hell you found a decent Inspiron with Linux. Dell buries them so deep in their website it's infuriating. Second, Dell sales reps don't push Ubuntu on people, they push Windows on people. Dell charges more for Ubuntu because they can't install all the "value-added" bullshit they load their Windows boxen down with. Also, the person you spoke to when trying to change your order told you the truth - it works with everything you need to do, and many college students do use Linux.

Later, she discovered Ubuntu might look like Windows, but it doesn't always act like it.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Her Verizon High-Speed Internet CD won't load, so she can't access the internet. She also can't install Microsoft Word, which she says is a requirement for MATC's online classes.

You don't need the CD or Verizon's extra-shitty software to use a cellular modem. Just plug it in, enter your account information and go. Open Office comes pre-installed on every Ubuntu installation, and it can be set up to save to Microsoft-compatible formats by default. You don't need Word for a damn thing, except getting infected by macro viruses and blowing $150 or so for the "discount" Student Edition of Office.

She also says Dell claimed it was now too late to get Windows and any changes she made herself would void her warranty.

If someone at Dell told you this, they're talking out their ass and GROSSLY misrepresenting the terms of their warranty. You can go down to Staples and blow $200 that would be better spent on tuition on a copy of Vista to install if you really want, it won't do anything to your warranty.

What that will do is make Dell a lot less likely to give you software support since you no longer has the original software installed. It's not like that's a big loss, as software "support" for Dell means telling you to reinstall your operating system, which is akin to a mechanic fixing a clogged air filter by rebuilding your engine.

Verizon says it will dispatch a technician to try to assist her accessing the internet without using the Windows-only installation disk.

This shouldn't be an issue with the newest version of Ubuntu, it should be supported out of the box. Still, I'm shocked. The typical response to support requests for "alternative" operating systems is muttering, "We only support Windows" and hanging up on the customer.

MATC also says it promises to accept any of Schubert's papers or class documents using whatever software she has installed.

File > Save As, select "Word 97-2000 (.doc)" from the drop-down. You can even set it up to save to that format by default. When proprietary software with proprietary formats becomes the de-facto standard we run into shit like this.

Pursuing higher education is a noble goal, but it's about learning (who'd have thought?) and figuring things out, doing your own research and knowing when to ask for help. Don't be so quick to give up on Ubuntu, it may be strange and new, but it's got one of the best free support forums anywhere.


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